Im Amelia and I love food
lopmon:

OMFG I JUS TYELLED IN CLASS

lopmon:

OMFG I JUS TYELLED IN CLASS

(Source: itscarts, via prasejeebus)

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Posted
8 hours ago

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

(via colress)

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Posted
1 day ago

makeyourdeduction:

the best scene in all 10 series

(Source: fee-bee, via ithinkthereforeiship)

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Posted
1 day ago

ender-friend:

ender-friend:

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

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do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

(Source: bladelordtayak, via the-po-po)

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1 day ago

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

(via holarecklessadolescent)

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Posted
1 day ago

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

(via ithinkthereforeiship)

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Posted
2 days ago

cecillos:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

lisa simpson is my favourite feminist icon.

(Source: sandandglass, via ithinkthereforeiship)

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Posted
2 days ago

houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

(via holarecklessadolescent)

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2 days ago
angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

(via i-have-a-phobia-of-stickers)

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Posted
2 days ago

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via macbethlab)

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329839
Posted
2 days ago

My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.

(Source: stilinski-the-vampire-slayer, via wigglytuffs)

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Posted
3 days ago
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