if i lay here
if i just lay here
yep im just laying here
not gonna stop laying here
I tried to sing this
(via kanyewesticle)
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
(via j1zztastic)
look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe
(via kanyewesticle)
naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower
(via baboushkat)
she’s so retarded how can you not love her
(Source: abstinent, via lovedupwhore)
I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain
I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans
there are two kinds of people
(Source: shellytothebelly, via lovedupwhore)
SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
(via lovedupwhore)
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE
(Source: onceuponatime-tvshowaddiction, via foodnun)
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
(via baboushkat)
do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one
(Source: phauux, via kanyewesticle)
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED
(Source: pocula, via funneestuff)
do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil
Omg
(via funneestuff)
