teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
  • bitchesaloud:
    bubblypopcorn:

I love yahoo answers holy fuck 

    bubblypopcorn:

    I love yahoo answers holy fuck 

    chrispaz:

Legendary

    chrispaz:

    Legendary

    officialannakendrick:

    sextronautt:

    y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk

    image

    d-eww:

i think he is my favourite person

    d-eww:

    i think he is my favourite person

    ckings:

READ THIS SOMEWHERE IN FACEBOOK AND I’m screeching is it bad i completely support what the guy does LOL

    ckings:

    READ THIS SOMEWHERE IN FACEBOOK AND I’m screeching is it bad i completely support what the guy does LOL

    wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

    wo-nderland:

    JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

    710642:

well? can he????

    710642:

    well? can he????